Porch Pounders

A budget-friendly and versatile wine meant to be drunk outside on a beautiful day in the company of friends and family.

Grape variety or country of origin of a Porch Pounder is immaterial. The quality of a Porch Pounder is judged on two factors: a) drinkability and b) value. If anything, ageability or complexity are disadvantages; Porch Pounders are best enjoyed young and quickly so as to obtain the highest possible refreshment quotient. A good Porch Pounder should be consumed entirely within one hour (at a maximum), or else you’re simply not doing it right. Tickets are $10 with a $10

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